No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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