That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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