my mouth tastes like poor choices
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
We need to get me chipped asap
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
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