tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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