Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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