I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
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