Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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