i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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