This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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