I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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