I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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