I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
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