how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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