All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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