Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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