Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
