super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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