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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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