we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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