I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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