He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
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