Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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