Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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