Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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