No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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