Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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