bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I will be naked everywhere
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
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