i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
You know you have a great job when you need a DD home from work at 6pm.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
my liver is dry heaving
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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