You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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