why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
The ass gains better be worth it
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