My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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