Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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