): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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