just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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