Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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