well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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