last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
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