i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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