he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Dude, I totally just made my launch phrase on my new phone "Wingardium Leviosa" so that when people try it and it doesn't work I can say, "It's leveeOHsa, not leveeoh-SA."
I need a hoe opinion
go on
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Randomize
