I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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