is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
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