This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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