The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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