She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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