I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
