He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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