I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I think I'm going to be in trouble for sneaking out last night. My Dad saw me drive up this morning when he was leaving early for work.
What'd you say?
I told him I was sleep driving
i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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