You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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