Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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