is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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