Dual....:-)
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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